U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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