Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
