buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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