I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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