I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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