Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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