life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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