I'm passing your future prison.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
how drunk are you?
Several
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
