I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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