Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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