the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
