nut hugger
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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