butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Text me some of your sweat
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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