just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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