i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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