I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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