You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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