Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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