My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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