so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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