You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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