On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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