I'm pants shitting drunk right now
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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