But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
BRING THE BAGELS
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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