I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Welp...herpes.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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