What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Vodka?
Forever.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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