Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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