Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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