Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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