Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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