do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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