Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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