please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
