Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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