? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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