Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
