S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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