I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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