Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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