its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Randomize
