Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
