I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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