It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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