I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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