Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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