So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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