she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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