I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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