I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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