I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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