Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Slut skills are useful in every country.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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